“Hey guy with hydration pack, 2 hiking sticks & North Face vest; my 5 yr old walked the same trail in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie. Relax.”
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot X 2017
My first multi-day hike was in Nepal.
It was very relaxed.
It was February.
On the spur of the moment, I decided to hike the Annapurna Trail.
I got minibuses, train, rickshaw and coach from Darjeeling to Kathmandu.
After getting a permit, I bought a map, a knock-off Mountain Hardware puffer jacket, a headtorch, and a small roll of duct tape.
In Pokhara I rented a sleeping bag.
In the taxi to the trailhead, the driver was chatty.
Heavy bag?
Not very, about 7 kilos.
You have guide?
No guide.
You have porter?
No porter.
You have raincoat?
No raincoat.
The driver smiled at me over the rear-view mirror.
He pulled up in front of a shop, got out and came back with two jumbo size black plastic bin liners.
If it rains, you cut hole. Put head here.
Thank you.
I stuffed them into my pack politely.
At the start of the trail, I bought a wooden walking stick for fifty cents.
In knee-length designer yoga pants, shiny white Asics, and extra absorbent cotton shirt; with the sleeping bag dangling under the China-made, no-name daypack, I set off to Annapurna basecamp.
Ultralight and basic, wooden staff in hand, relaxed and happy, like a hobbit.
I huffed and sweated up the rocky paths, dirt tracks and stone steps, happy with my choice to travel as light as possible.
When I hiked past people decked in Gore-tex, moisture-wicking technology and carbon fibre walking poles, I smiled to myself said Namaste and strode ahead.
The Nepali porters didn’t have poles.
Few had boots.
They floated up and down the mountains in flip flops or plimsolls.
Heavy packs, double their height balancing between their shoulder blades.
No guide
No porter
Spontaneous.
Hardcore.
Relaxed.
The Annapurna Circuit is one of the most popular hiking destinations in the world.
The trail is clearly marked and well worn.
Along the way guest houses accommodate hikers, serve food, coffee, chai and have drinking water.
Some of them even have hot water for a shower.
In my mind it was a perfect trail to walk lightweight.
I knew it wasn’t easy.
Basecamp is over 4,130 metres. Pokhara is at 800 metres.
It’s over 3000 metres up.
It’s THE Himalayas – they’re the tallest, steepest, most changeable, and dangerous.
I knew that.